November 4, 2009

David Jeffers

Jon Stewart has a show on The Comedy Channel called The Daily Show.  He supposes himself a very funny man who comments on the news and makes light of almost anyone and anything.  One of his favorite targets is Christianity.  Here’s an example of some of his work:

“Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?”

“He who despises the word will be destroyed, but he who fears the commandment will be rewarded.” (Proverbs 13:13)

“Because they hated knowledge and did not choose the fear of the LORD, they would have none of my counsel and despised my every rebuke. Therefore they shall eat the fruit of their own way, and be filled to the full with their own fancies.” (Proverbs 1:29-31)

“Father, the hour has come. Glorify Your Son, that Your Son also may glorify You, as You have given Him authority over all flesh, that He should give eternal life to as many as You have given Him. And this is eternal life, that they may know You, the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom You have sent. I have glorified You on the earth. I have finished the work which You have given Me to do. And now, O Father, glorify Me together with Yourself, with the glory which I had with You before the world was.” (John 17:1-5)

“He that stands in awe of God, and reverences His word, shall escape destruction, and be rewarded for his godly fear.”